I want to talk about a serious issue. One that hasn’t been given enough attention in the political arena. Sure, everyone talks about the rising price of gas, but no one mentions the outrageous price of cereal. Caption Crunch used to be a man of the people! Count Chocula used to rein over an egalitarian empire. But his streets are no longer paved with chocolate, they are now paved with gold! Even toucan Sam, who made his name in the impoverished jungles of South America has forgotten his roots. The amount of money he charges for those loops is nothing short of criminal. But what do you expect from a bird. Cereal prices are ridiculously high. What do they think? That I’m made of money? Forget occupy wallstreet! How about occupy the cereal aisle.